Two things I have learned from Pinterest lately that have BLOWN. MY. MIND and maybe even changed my life a little.
1) I have been cleaning my bathrooms wrong. I scrub too much. Use too much water. The pros do it different. I tried their method and it cut my cleaning time by AT LEAST two-thirds and my bathroom looks just as fantastic as it does after my old-fashioned scrub-fest. OMG, guys. This is a revelation. Angels are singing. I may have shed a happy tear. Life as I know it has changed.
2) Monistat. Cooter cream. I know... ewwww. BUT... Apparently, when diluted and applied to one's scalp daily, hair growth increases up to 400%. Not just for girls. Guys with male pattern baldness are growing back their own hair with this and I totally will be heading out to London Drugs next week to purchase supplies and give this a whirl.
... also, in other news. I just used the word "cooter" in a post. This is a First. And hopefully a Last. I apologize from the bottom of my classless, bourgeois heart. Carry on.
3 comments:
Well........hmmm.........not sure how to respond.........
Well, as far as I've been told, classy rich girls got cooters, too. . .
But you did give me a great idea for what to do with the Monistat that my wife didn't get around to using a few months back. . .
well see, Queenie would say i'm cleaning the bathroom all wrong as well. Um, but Pinterest can't fix it. She says I have to take that last step to get within reach of the cleaning utensils.
Um, yeah, I'm staying away from the rest .... my initial thoughts are all wrong.
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