One beautiful, elderly lady in her 80s, complete with shining, white, perfectly coiffed hair, sensible shoes, white hosiery, knee-length skirt and walker.
And...
A gangster-sized navy hoodie with bold,white patch print on the back:
Las Vegas Police
CRIME SCENE
INVESTIGATOR
I wanted to hug her. Gosh, I hope I can BE her when I grow up.